The Adventures of Inyan and Jaxxson

[Inyan]

Jaxxson said:

*runs by being chased by a 7 foot talk monkey deamon*

someone help me

Inyan said:

/me Grabs a sawed off shotgon

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Duck! Jaxxson!!...
That will buff right out.[/move][/size][/quote]

Jaxxson said:

*falls to the ground*

HHEEELLLLLPPPPPPP MMMEEEEEEEE IIIIIIINNNYYYAAANN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inyan said:

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Jaxxson said:

*the monkey monster walks up along side the fallen body of Jaxxson and looks down* Help me Inyan HELP ME *startled by the brust of noice from its next meal the monkey deamon throws it hands in the air and bring them down with a crashing....... kids it is now time to leave the room .............................................................................................. Blow TO BE CONTINUED NEXT TIME....DUN DUN DUN

Inyan said:

/me Takes the only course of action available to him..............................The following visuals may be offensive to some viewers, now is your last chance to leave..............................................Inyan pulls his industrial size bag of monkey crap out of his UV and starts flinging it at the monkey......................................... The monkey starts flinging its own crap back at Inyan................................eventually the monkey is scared away by the sheer tonnage and stench of the crap being flung by Inyan....................................Inyan Saves the day!!!! The amount of crap im willing to put up with for for you is quite astonishing Jaxxson.

Jaxxson said:

*As the Monkey is running away and out of sight Jaxxson Stops playing dead and looks around and sees Inyan standing there by his UV and then looks down at all the crap around him and on him but is so glad to be alive that his runs over To Inyan and gives him a big hug* "You Saved me Thank you Thank you Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................. now that the Evil Monkey deamon has been defected, out smart, and out craped what will are hero's do next what is stored in the future for Inyan and Jaxxson what Horrors await around the next bend Stay Tuned to find out what will happen next on the incradable unblieveble uncomperhendable adventures of Inyan and Jaxxson.........

[Inyan]

Hoorah!!!!!!

We've been picked up by FUWB.

Now taking requests for ways on how to dismember and/or cover our cast members in miscellaneous species' crap.

We will cater for all your tastes.

WE ARE NOT PROUD!!

[LizaP]

I think you are very stoned.

(that's my new phrase of the day)

[Inyan]

PLEASE SEE DEMON SHELTER THREAD RE ABOVE COMMENT.

[Jaxxson]

hey I'am making something and it should be done in a few moments ;D

[Jaxxson]

ok now that those few moments are up (and the feeling that i have to kill something because i forgot to put a " in a code somewhere and cuaseing a big messe that took about 30 mins to figure out)

i persent to you

www.geocities.com/jaxxson85/Adventures/Adventures.html

enjoy

[Inyan]

[glow=red,2,300]Now boarding, flight 325 one way to Jamaica.[/glow]

[Inyan]

[glow=red,2,300]The sun beats down on our intrepid adventurers as they stroll through one of the many botanical gardens that litter the island of Jamaica. As they turn the bend, there it is. The fabled Giant Venus Fly Trap. 600 pounds of pure plant malevolence[/glow]

/me Inyan looks at it in awe.
/me Jaxxson looks at it in awe.

[glow=red,2,300]Holy Crap!!! Its looking at us in hunger!!!!!![/glow]

[Jaxxson]

Stand Back


I will Get it

*opens a little pouch that he has on his side and pulls out a green pill and pops it in to his mouth after a few moments the muslces on Jaxxsons arms grow bigger and bigger and his strangth increases 10x the orgianle strangth Jaxxson then grabs Inyan by the arms and spins him around and around then lets go throwing Inyan at the killer Venus Fly Trap*[/color][/size]

[Inyan]

[glow=red,2,300]Moving lightnig fast the Venus fly trap grabs Inyan right out of the air, Throws him up and swallows him. Just visible in the Venus fly traps throught is the shape of inyan, " Help me Jaxxsonn", he mouthes.[/glow]

[Jaxxson]

NNNOOOOOOOOOO INYAN I WILL SAVE YOU *Jaxxson falls to one knee and pulls a submachine gun out from his boot and points it at the mouth of the Venus fly trap* Say goodnight* and pulls the triger [/size][/move]

[Inyan]

The head of the Venus fly trap explodes in a shower of multicoloured goo

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The stem thrashes around for a minute and Inyan is flung out, covered in dayglo green slime.

Thanks..... I think.

From behind him Inyan hears a rustling sound.......He turns around and sees that the Venus Fly Trap has now grown 3 heads where ther was only one.

OH CRAP!!!

[Jaxxson]

OH SHIT!!!!!! what are we going to do *picks up a rock from the ground and throws it at one of the heads grabing it's attention* SHIT THAT IS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO DO* and Jaxxson runs off with the venus fly trap following

[Inyan]

[glow=green,2,300]Inyan gets covered in a swirling mass of light as his Mod upgrade comes into effect. His muscles swell with the new found power. A magical toolbelt appears aroung his waist filled with powerful daemon stopping tools.[/glow]

[shadow=white,left,300]Groovy.[/shadow]

Springing into action Inyan lopes of after Jaxxson and the venus fly trap....


[shadow=red,left,300]Will Inyan get there in time. Will he be able to save Jaxxson. Will his new found abilities help him stop the evil Venus Fly Trap. Will Spongebob get out of his Old Time Cuffs. Join us next week to find out.[/shadow]

[Jaxxson]

One Month later...

Jaxxson is sitting at the counter of a bar with an empty glass in front of him

Bartender:
will you have another

Jaxxson:
Please

and gose back to staring out into space

(background noise T.V.)
I’m sorry, I must’ve missed it. I was too busy KILLING THE BLEEDING DRAGON!

Jaxxson:
I know I'am Forgetting somthing I just can't remember what it is

T.V:
Breaking News



T.V:
A man by the name of Inyan has been reported to be fighting Godzilla and seems to be loosing

Jaxxson:
shit!

[Inyan]

[glow=red,2,300]What the hell happened to Inyan Witko in his epic fight with Godzilla. Is he alive. Where the hell is Jaxsonn. Why the hell am I saying hell so much? For all these answers and more, join us in the new year when The Fight With Godzilla continues. PS What the Hell is Godzilla? No really. IM asking.[/glow]